The PR Lady
A superb writer
Maybe needs an editor?
Hashtag Twenty-Twelve
The Organizer
Minimalism
Declutters all of the things
Be kind, she’s simple
The Not Quite Sure What He Does
Gray patch on his head
What the hell is that about?
Aging is silly
The Doctor
Undeserved power
Should my life be in his hands?
Ask about the brick
The Engineer
Talented person
Has perfected arrogance
Somehow still has friends
The Writer
Hopeful novelist
New York should have crushed by now
Maybe she’ll survive?
The River Guide
Off in the outdoors
Sometimes she is in her home
Never answers phone
The Curator
Collector of art
Paid for by Rupert Murdoch
Souls have a price tag
The Fish Who Knits
She lost her marbles
Replaced them with lots of yarn
Wow! Shiny objects!
The Planner
What didn’t kill him
Made him drolly neurotic
Lysol® on a bed?
Livid 